Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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