OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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