apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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