I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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