My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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