I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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