I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We need a shit load of segways right now
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
