Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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