Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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