oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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