Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Randomize
