Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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