Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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