I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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