May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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