I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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