so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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