Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
