I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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