the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Everclear isn't food dammit
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