so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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