Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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