no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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