ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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