belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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