Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
