i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
