Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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