Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
