How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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