Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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