don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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