If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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