so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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