plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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