just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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