Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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