I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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