Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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