the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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