I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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