I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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