Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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