it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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