what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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