and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
