I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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