You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Drunk is a universal language darling
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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