So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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