If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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